SIT!!! good plane, goood plane.

The "lavish lads and ladies 18-30s" started a little too early on the mile high club challenge......

One snowman turned to another and said " can you smell carrots "

When ya gotta go... ya gotta go (can't believe they make the airplane go pee in public)

"Maureen from driving school starts her new job"

"Bums against the floor lads - here comes that gay French plane!"

One cone to other - "I bet he drinks carling black label"

"does my bum look big in this?"

Pilot to co-pilot in squeaky voice "Go on - you inhale some too and then speak to air traffic control"

"I don't care if it works for thunderbird two...."

"Air Lingus staff commence training on Koreen Airlines...."

"The f&^*ing wife has over packed as usual!"

Ferrari found they could apply their quick launch system to almost any vechicle.

The new ride at Disneyland Paris was nothing to rival space mountain.

Need to join freight watchers?

Vanessa Feltz doesn't run an airline, but if she did...

Captain... I'm giving her all she's got! (Shameless Star Trek plug)

Someone tell Bubba to STOP doing Wheelies

Gee... do you think we oughta put some bags up front?

Must be a couple of women packing for an overnight trip

Something weird was happening. The plane was perfectly level, but something was wrong with the artificial horizon

The Korean authorities didn't take too long to locate the 200 tonnes of illegal Asian heroin that was hidden on the plane somewhere

Are you sure 25 degrees elevation is enough for a rocket launch?

Ho fat bugger of up the front please

It's okay we've found the missing sumo wrestler

Yipeee it's wheely time again

Korean air prepare for aeroplane breeding season

I knew I shouldn't of only taken half a viagra

When the plane saw one of Kylies boobs pop out, it couldn't help but get aroused

Okay, prime the catapult

They're Korean, they'll never know

Proving why you shouldn't try to reverse a plane

Who let the woman drive?

Pepsi are gonna be pissed off

PRICK! I said refuel the engine, and put the stairs at the back of the plane

Passengers will kindly spread themselves over the car park